Not perfect...but pretty da*n close!!!
Oy vey!
At first I was about to totally rip on you for the abuse of sprites......but you managed to redeem yourself through the use of shady humor. Flash is not an easy took to work with but you've managed to come up with some definitely above average humor. I plan to watch the remainder of the series (just praying it will be as good as the most recent one)
Lose the sidekick
LMAO it's sooooooooooooo true! Jessica Simpson has enough stupid to fill two episodes! HAHAHAHAHA! Heck she has enough to fill at least twenty more episodes. Don't like Barkley or however you spell his name. The show was funny enough without him. I usually say that everyone has a right to their own iq but she really should be ashamed for publicly parading her lack of thinking ability. Better to be thought a fool...yadda yadda yadda. Keep up the excellent work.
For the love of gawd thank you!
It needed to be said and you told it like it is! I don't care what kind of body she's got. Jessica Simpson is the dumbest thing to grace this planet. She makes people on Street Smarts look like Einstein. Very very well done. A class act all the way. Stupid STUPID stupid girl.
I don't even need to tell you...
why that was funny. But in case I do it has something to do with batteries. Did you know strawberry clock has other uses and comes in two different flavors? He can be purchased at any adult novelty shop :p
Ok the graphics were colorful, nothing super. The sound was KIND of irritating. I got the jokes so you get a 10 for that. It DOES end a little abruptly, what's up with that? I can't say quit your day job just yet.
It's simply amazing!...
That you're a clock and yet I have to tell you it's time to stop animating. Ok ok that was harsh becwause this submission was funny for about 1.2 minutes before I lost interest. The bathtub scene was very poorly done as far as synching voice to mouth movements but we all know it was put there for shock value so I can't totally complain there. I'm sure you've been personally involved in that experience several times before. I also believe that the main reason this piece did so well is due to the fact that most other clocks voted it up and yeah I would accept the possibility of 184 clocks polluting Newgrounds on a daily basis because they seem to be spawning at an exponential rate lately. If you're going to have a clique, set up a quality control system fellas otherwise you just look like a frat without the "cool", kind of like a chess club :p
Ok fuck face. You don't understand anything about the clock crew.
1. We don't have some secret club where we ask other clocks to vote movies high, I have voted 1 or 2 for some crappy clock movies.
Also I didn't get the bath scene from a personal experience but someone I use to be friends with did it....pretty sick huh. Thanks for your lecture.
Heck if it came on tv I'd watch it!
Very VERY nice. It has kind of a "Simpsons" quality to it. Sound is great and the length is just right for an interweb piece. I definitely plan to watch more of the series.
I'm really not in the proper position...
to review this submission but I do recall when a friend showed it to me during my sophomore year in college and at that moment I was inducted into a massive fraternal order consisting of BaseHeads from all across the galaxy! There really isn't much that you can do to make this better, believe me I've seen others and they pale greatly in comparison.
Enter: The Unthinkable
I never saw it coming. I just pushed play with the expectation of something else. I don't know what exactly but this appeared and made me bust both of my guts laughing, and part of my ace. Now I'm not sure whether to sue you for internal damage to my precious organs or just give you a high score. So I decided to go with a compromise and give you a fair one. I think the individual scores say it all, if not, let me know and I'll straighten you out.
What is your mayjor malfunction?
You have powers...special powers...possibly even a gift for using computers to create works and THIS is what you come up with? I'll admit that it's funny when viewed at the basest of levels but overall you've got no animation outside of the guy's mouth moving. That sound clip couldn't have been too difficult to pull off and overall there's just very little thought to it. I think you produced what you planned to produce and so I gave you a two just for sheer effort in creating SOMEthing even if it wasn't fantastic.
You hate jews....
You obviously hate blacks too but that is beside the point though I am interested in knowing what the guy swinging from the tree at the end had to do with anything. This film was too short. You have about 45 seconds of animation for a 2-3 minute song. Do we SEE the problem here? I gave you a 1 for graphics regardless of the fact that there was animation because hey, the drawings were poor. There was PLENTY of violence and I think everyone can agree. It was humorous because you stated that it was not your intent to be racist or poke fun but this submission features elements that lead me to believe otherwise. I couldn't help but giggle...at your sick little mind : (
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Most horrible flash ever! 
Badman!!! 
Moment of the jew 