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[Piconjo's Moving Castle]

LOL Piconjo you stupid liar!

We all know you don't have a mother. This was comedy gold. I don't know how it is that you can stay so funny. Brilliant!

[One Love]

Wow guys (and chicas) that was awesome!

It's always nice to see various authors collaborate on a project like this one, especially when Piconjo and LF are involved and somehow not touching each other (tee-hee).

Seriously I liked everyone's contribution but extra props go out to dear Cycon for that extra bit of oomph! W00t!

I got nothin' more to say.

[Sonic: Uncut 3]

Teh TRUE diamond in the rough

Hmmm well since I posted this review to the WRONG movie...(Sorry Castlemania author!)

Ok my honest opinion is I loved it! I thought the heartfelt scene between Shadow and Creme was downright hilarious. Try using a piece of paper in front of the microphone when you record. It may or may not help with the scratchiness.

Also, the mouth movements were noticeably off quite a bit but I'm sure with some tweakage it could work.

I think the jokes worked very well. You have VERY good timing. I think others are so distracted by the little things that it makes the humor seem off but I loved it and trust me, I have no tolerance for lame jokes.

I've already watched it twice and I've passed around the link to several buddies of mine. Don't let a few bad comments get you down. Just keep working at this stuff! I'm sure you'll put out some great submissions in the future.

[Castlemania]

A diamond in the rough

Ok my honest opinion is I loved it! I thought the heartfelt scene between Shadow and Creme was downright hilarious. Try using a piece of paper in front of the microphone when you record. It may or may not help with the scratchiness.

Also, the mouth movements were noticeably off quite a bit but I'm sure with some tweakage it could work.

I think the jokes worked very well. You have VERY good timing. I think others are so distracted by the little things that it makes the humor seem off but I loved it and trust me, I have no tolerance for lame jokes. Just keep working at this stuff! I'm sure you'll put out some great submissions in the future.

MajinPiccolo responds:

Uhh...I think you got the wrong movie..lol

[Bubble Tea]

Way TO Go!

At first when I watched the opening I thought "suckage" but then I actually watched the whole submission and I gotta say I loved it! I totally got the randomness factor because it was like just that "hanging around with a bunch of my buddies kinda feel" and not everyone can pull that off.

I suppose it's because the characters aren't intentionally playing to an audience. They're being themselves but their lives are just funny...unlike the chars from a few other series' that will not be unnamed.

In my opinion, Waterman blows and this type of humor is way more original. Family guy is cool though cause it's not a rip of itself...

And the other guy is right about bubble tea being boba tea but I wouldn't know about americans changing the name to bubble tea cause I sure see it hanging in a lot of asian quick tea shops but oh wells. I'm not here to start a fight about it. But I don't feel the previous comment is entirely accurate.

Again your submission rox. I hope you can keep up this kind of humor.

Victor-Orozco responds:

Let me just start off saying...THANKS FOR BEING OPEN-MINDED! Haha, Waterman is a great series actually. I like it. But thats your opinion, and I respect that! Family guy is awesome. One of my favorite tv toons. The name of the drink is Boba Tea but theres a place 3 blocks from my house thats called "Bubble Tea" (surprise surprise) and they give out those type of drinks. Once again, thanks for watching and for the awesome review!

[Mega Man vs. Quick Man]

Well I wasn't going to write a review...

But after reading some of the other BS people wrote I have to lay it out like this:

Overall this is a really good flash submission so that is my stance right there.

I promised myself I wouldn't be one of those annoying fangirls and point out needless factoids but it's true, androids don't bleed. However it's your universe, do what you wanna do.

Second, to everyone who bags on the Matrix music, I have SEEN the Matrix series and I didn't even recognize the piece used here so if Matrix music bothers you that much it means YOU'VE SEEN IT TOO MANY G*D D*MN TIMES! So don't blame that on the author.

As far as character faces goes, maybe it looked similar to DBZ but like barely.....very barely. I know Mega's face is way cuter and innocent but this is not that type of animation folks. Cutey blood and fairy eyes! Oh N0ES!

Lastly, to those 'tards who keep saying Mega Man cheated...what cheat?! It's a question of survival people! He's just supposed to lie there and take it? Get real. Like you'd just take a beating if you had a series of weapons at your disposal. Besides, if he kicked the crap out of a bunch of other robots to GET those weapons then I think the guy deserves a bit of credit for utilizing them here.

So hush all you whiny fan-freaks! Teh Jiz-Mak has spoken...

-Bride of Pic0njo

[BM illwillpress]

I'm on a cable setup....

and this thing was taking way too much of my time! I don't have time to sit and wait for your delightful pieces to load. There has to be something you can do to knock the filesize down a few million kilobytes >:p

[Ronald Reagan Tribute CT]

Meh...I've seen worse

and Path_of_the_One is SO right! Thanks for laying it down man! I get tired of these jackasses who spout off crap just because of what their parents tell them to believe.

Anywho, the vid wasn't the greatest as far as effort goes but it had decent sound. It was short and to the point. Not much else to say about it. Doubt I'd like to see another one.

Oh and I've finally figured out your dirty little secret mister FourStar. What is your obsession with Earthbound anyway? Enquiring minds would like to know.

[Over the Rainbow]

My faith has been restored!

This is stick animation at it's finest! Here it is people, all you Xiao Xiao wannabees: This is what you need to aspire too. Everything was perfect...music...graphics...synchronization. I almost didn't watch it because stix have gotten boring for me but I'll be dreaming about this flash for a long time.

[***BILLHEWLETTISONFIRE***]

w00ty WooTy!!!11

You DO respond to the wishes of your fans! That is so F'awesome! Up with the spinnage! Of course down the line you may want to start doing things a little differently and the public will have to respect your artistic integrity but D*MN how I love that Benny Hill musiQs!

Sincerely,

*~*Bride of Piconjo*~*